Siri Knows Nothing About Hookers in China
How do you know America is the best country on the planet? Siri tells you where the hookers are, and there’s nothing the government can do about it.
USA! USA! USA!
A few explanations are in order. Siri, in case you’ve been living under a rock, is Apple’s voice activated virtual assistant, available on newer-model iPhones and iPads. While she’s not perfect, the technology is pretty impressive. Apple coded Siri (not be confused with the porn star who “coincidentally”  has the same name) with a sense …

China Bans Gen-Xers from Sex on Gondolas
Between censoring anything that has to do with my livelihood (porn) and cracking down on my interests (artistic pursuits and individual rights) China’s someplace I might want to visit but not really someplace I’d want to live.
But if there’s anything that proves that people are the same no matter where you are, it’s their need to have sex. I suppose if you’re in a country with over a billion people, it could be pretty hard to find someplace to get a little alone time.
Thirty-somethings …

There’s an App for That. And by that, I Mean Where You Fucked.
We all know people like this. You know, people who absolutely, positively need to let you know that they banged. Where they banged, what positions they banged in and who they banged (and like stories about going fishing, the boobs or dick size in these stories get bigger with each additional retelling).
Annoying right? Well prepare for them to get even more annoying now that there’s an iPhone app that’ll let you mark off where you fucked with the …

In Sorta-Communist China, Government Porns You! Or Something.
Oh China. The more I read about you, the more I realize you’re probably an interesting place to visit but not really such a nice place to live.
As you know, I’ve written about how Apple refuses to allow porn on any of their iDevices through the App Store. Despite the porn prohibition, many Chinese are complaining that there is, in fact, porn readily available for the iPad.
What kind of porn, you might ask? Anal sex scenes? Hardcore interracial foreign devil-on-damsels of the middle …

This week: Men want to bedazzle their junk too. (Wait, what?) Christina Hendricks says they’re all real. Which just fine with me. Utah proves, once again, why they’re just a burqa away from being the Afghanistan of America — and by Afghanistan, I mean someplace no one wants to visit.
This ain’t no over the shoulder boulder holster. It’s a holster for small .380 automatics and small revolvers. I’m sure there’s a kink for this somewhere in Japan.
If hot, sweaty men grappling each other in their underwear isn’t a reason to …

This week: Pinups and the models that inspired them. DieHard is a double entendre. Who would have thought? Oh, lawyers. Never nudes: it’s not just for Tobias Fünke anymore.
What’s new in Juliland.com: April jGrrl Nicki Hunter in an all new Movieland film! See Nicki in two new Fotoland sets, as well as Ash Hollywood, Alexis Ford and Aiden Ashley!
Company sues porn company over use of the name “DieHard.” For once, it’s not about a parody.
Japan perfects jeans underwear technology. JAPAN: Hey Rest of the World, you’re welcome. THE REST …