Current Administration Adds Abstinence as an Effective Sex Ed Program
Hey progressives, liberals and Democrats — thought the bad old days of “abstinence-only” sex ed were over, now that we have a president who doesn’t list “Jesus” as his favorite philosopher?
Think again.
The Department of Health and Human Services is still listing the advocates of “abstinence-only” sex ed (aka “We’ll just pretend the kids won’t act on their hormones”) as an “evidence based program” that meet something called an effectiveness criteria to prevent teenaged pregnancy. To be fair though, zero is a …

Everything is Borrowed. Even When it Comes to Sex.
It goes without saying that sex always sells — particularly if the sex in question is about the predilections of the rich and famous.
In a memoir scheduled to be published later this month entitled “Full Service,” self-described “sex fixer” to the stars Scotty Bowers tells tales of setting up dates for both sexes and all sexual preferences. Marriages were shams for gays and lesbians trying to pass, a famous composer had a thing for Marines and a movie star promised to fuck …

The New York Times Investigates Why CES and AEE Aren’t on the Same Dates
For as long as I can remember, the Consumer Electronics show and the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo went together like chocolate and peanut butter. While they were both different and distinct shows (to say the least), they both went on at the same time. I’ve written about the spit and what it could mean for the future of adult, but the fact that CES refugees who are tired of gawking at 80 inch TVs and knock-offs of …

There’s an App for That. And by that, I Mean Where You Fucked.
We all know people like this. You know, people who absolutely, positively need to let you know that they banged. Where they banged, what positions they banged in and who they banged (and like stories about going fishing, the boobs or dick size in these stories get bigger with each additional retelling).
Annoying right? Well prepare for them to get even more annoying now that there’s an iPhone app that’ll let you mark off where you fucked with the …

.XXX Money Grab Launches, People Still Don’t Want It
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again — .XXX is something no one wants. The x-rated business doesn’t want it, for fear of ghettoizing the industry (which it will) and its foes aren’t hot about the idea either, for fear of making it a one-stop shop for vice (which it will). Strange what sort of things can bring people together, isn’t it?
This week, .XXX domains went up for general sale. But as much as ICM Registry, the “brain trust” behind …

Seven Dirty Words? Try 1,100.
George Carlin’s “Seven Dirty Words” routine is not only a milestone in comedy, but it’s also the basis of a Supreme Court ruling what words can and can’t be said on broadcast television (cable networks are, as fans of “Sons of Anarchy” might have noticed, exempt). In case you’re wondering, the words are shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
In short, words you hear at least a few times an hour in a normal conversation.
Comics in Pakistan looking to do a similar routine will have …

Reality Stars are the New Porn Stars?
It’s good to know that as much as porn is avoided and shunned as if we all wore scarlet P on our bodices, there are other forms of entertainment that are viewed as even more toxic than three Xs strung together (and I don’t just mean those awful Vin Diesel movies).
In this case, apparel powerhouse Abercrombie & Fitch put out a press release imploring Michael Sorrentino not to wear its clothes. In fact, it offered to pay him not to wear its clothes, and …

Once a year, lately around the time taxes are due, the adult industry’s awards season wraps with the X-Rated Critics Organization awards show.
The XRCO is a group from the glory days of porno journalism. It’s made up of writers and reviewers that originally came together from the magazines that dominated consumer video reviews like Adam Film World and the Hustler Erotic Video Guide, as well as stalwarts like AVN. But with the consumer magazines fading into the background, the reviewers are now from the websites and blogs and, of course, …

This week: Charlie Sheen gets porn parodies made of him, and offered roles in porn movies. Who would have ever seen that coming? G’day. My name is Crocodile Dundee and I’m a sex addict. Paris Hilton sex tape, now on your cell phone so…yay?
Porn director make porn parody is the XXX equivalent of dog bites man. But a novelization based on a porn series? That’s just mind blowing, man.
It’s not a drug, but it is a porn movie about Charlie Sheen. It will be the most winning-ist and tiger …