The alluring Sovereign Syre is a grrl with either a highly creative imagination or a past to drop jaws.  She tells us in her own words, “I was discovered in a cave in Peru that had been untouched since the Incan occupation of the mountains surrounding Lima.  I was a feral child that spoke a language they have yet to identify.  Luckily I was particularly gifted in language acquisition and managed get on “okay” in basic English.  I escaped the foster care system and made my living as an international …

Try as you might, pull as you please but chances are they’ll stay in place where they rightfully should.  If you had a pair of your own, you would most likely test my theory by playing with them to your heart’s content or till you were blue in the face.  After a while, you’d come to find that they are very much still there, hanging down like tear drops, or in some cases, perky like morning wood.  Now, assuming we have established that breasts are and forever will be attached …

After several dinners and a movie, long walks on the beach, and sticky nights in the bedroom, technology and lingerie have made their romance publicly official with the fabrication of five very unique products.  Somewhere between a teddy and a telephone, a G-string and a GPS, and a corset and a camera, the following pieces were constructed.  Expectations were high, hopes were crushed, and in the end, the worst had transpired: feminists were offended.
If these products are any indication, the future between technology and lingerie will most likely be short-lived …

Juliland.com and Richard Avery are ecstatic to announce the launch of two new additions to its family of websites that are sure to amaze and astound fans everywhere — BobbiStarr.com, the online home of multiple AVN, XRCO and CAVR award winner Bobbi Starr, and EvilAiden.com, the blog of X-rated performer Aiden Ashley.
BobbiStarr.com will not only feature Starr, seen frequently on Juliland.com and June’s jGrrl of the Month, but will also be the springboard for her creative vision. Bobbi’s been actively blogging for the last six months and giving her fans …

This week: Ewoks gone wild. Middle aged men still pretending to be hot women on the Internet. Politicians in New York tackle the hard choices of the day, decides that lap dances are subject to sales taxes.
Forget everything you know about tree-hugging, Gaia-loving hippies. Apparently, they’re hot, photovoltaic bikini-wearing models, not patchouli-smelling, dreadlock-wearing political science majors.
Embarrassing: having your login and password hacked on Pron.com. Priceless: comparing those logins and passwords to Facebook, and if they match, letting everyone know about your porn watching habits.
Yub nub means “sex offender list” in …

This Week: AIM closes, but industry chugs on with — what else? —Taxi Driver and Saturday Night Fever parodies. Girls from the Bad Girls Club really are bad, apparently, with the release of another “celebrity” sex tape. Director works out his oedipal issues by making a loving documentary about his mother, a phone sex operator.
AIM is closed for good. I was never a fan of the place, but it was where many in the industry got tested. The XBiz coverage:
Another reality “star” makes a “celebrity” sex tape, but doesn’t …

This week: Sperm. It’s what’s in yogurt — at least in New Mexico. New Yorker traumatized and sues over handjob, wins “Pussy of the Year” award. LA City Attorney looking into mandatory industry condom use, industry looks wistfully at the days when it was underground. And much, much more.
What’s new in Juliland.com: Brunette stunner Tori Black is featured in all-new Fotoland feature and this month’s jGrrl, blonde hottie Alexis Ford, give you lucky guys at home another peek in a new Movieland film from, of course, Richard Avery.
XBiz Award winners …

This week: Would you drink a rum with a hedgehog’s mug on it? I won’t take any of that dirty porno money, says Octomom as she spanks a diapered dwarf. That kid from “Home Alone” may or may not be banging a porn star. And much, much more.
What’s new in Juliland.com: Two new photosets and a movie with jGrrl Jayden Cole and another with jGrrl of the Year Lexi Belle. Asian bombshell Miko Lee explodes in a new photoset. All new updates five days a week!
Ron Jeremy. The stuff of …

This week: The film that no one (except Steve Hirsch) asked for: Octomom, the movie. If I could give advice to youth of today, it would be that penis enlargement kits don’t work. Playboy comes to the iPad, cleaning kits for the iPad expected to meet with unprecedented demand. And much, much more.
What’s new in Juliland.com: A photoset and movie with January’s JGrrl, Jayden Cole (say that three times fast), Fotoland sets from Angel Vain and Bridgette B. and a movieland update starring Audrey Bitoni!
Oh no she didn’t — Octomom …