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I’ve always had an idea. An idea that POV shouldn’t be just for boys — POV is a game girls can play too. But when I shopped the idea around, “they” told me that a girl/girl POV movie couldn’t be done. I told them to stuff it and I did it anyway. (I won’t name names, but let’s say “they” are directors and producers I’ve talked to.) When I brought the idea to John Stagliano, he was into it the way Mormons are into secret underwear. We called it POV …

This week: Occupational health and safety hearings — the real sign that porn’s gone mainstream? iPhone cam girls now need to find a new line of work — Google Chat cam girls, perhaps? Small, hick town in Florida hates porn as much as they love crystal meth.
Hey kids, be glad you were born now, with your porn on the internets. If you were born 50 years ago, you’d get your rocks off with porn novels — and it’s not like they made Cliff’s Notes for them.
iPhone cam girl service goes …

This week: YouPorn makes an offer on chez Charlie Sheen. Really YouPorn? Was that your best idea for a publicity grab? Like its privacy policy, Facebook is schizophrenic when it comes to an anti-porn page. Why yes, I *am* June’s Juliland jGrrl of the month. See how easy the rolls off the tongue?
 
YouPorn makes a bid to buy Charlie Sheen’s mansion. World yawns in a collective fit of obviousness.
 
The wrestler formerly known as Chyna looks to make another porn movie. There’s a joke about her being more manly than any …

In this episode of 7 Minutes in Heaven with Lexi Belle, Lexi interviews yours truly, June’s reigning jGrrl of the month Bobbi Starr. (One small note: this won’t be the last of me on JulilandTV.) We discuss Kathy Hochul taking the GOP’s House of Representative seat, the ethics of remote piloted drone warfare in Afghanistan and the eternal question of who would win in a fight: Miss America or Miss USA? Or maybe we discuss none of these issues. You’ll have to watch and find out.

This week: The big V says “Yes, yes,” to contract girls (again). That Bin Laden “parody” you’ve been waiting for? It’s on. Oh, you weren’t waiting for it? ExtenZe, apparently, works. Who the fuck would have thought?
Poobahs of good taste Girls Gone Wild crowns the “Drunkest Sorority Famewhore in America” “Hottest Girl in America.”
Lars von Trier claims Kristen Dunst and Charlotte Gainsbourg are ready for their hardcore close-ups. Que the inevitable publicity grab from porn companies in three, two, one…
Navy SEALs find porn in Bin Laden’s Pakistan hideout, probably in …

This Week: AIM closes, but industry chugs on with — what else? —Taxi Driver and Saturday Night Fever parodies. Girls from the Bad Girls Club really are bad, apparently, with the release of another “celebrity” sex tape. Director works out his oedipal issues by making a loving documentary about his mother, a phone sex operator.
AIM is closed for good. I was never a fan of the place, but it was where many in the industry got tested. The XBiz coverage:
Another reality “star” makes a “celebrity” sex tape, but doesn’t …

This week: Would you drink a rum with a hedgehog’s mug on it? I won’t take any of that dirty porno money, says Octomom as she spanks a diapered dwarf. That kid from “Home Alone” may or may not be banging a porn star. And much, much more.
What’s new in Juliland.com: Two new photosets and a movie with jGrrl Jayden Cole and another with jGrrl of the Year Lexi Belle. Asian bombshell Miko Lee explodes in a new photoset. All new updates five days a week!
Ron Jeremy. The stuff of …