Shelly Lubben claims that the porn industry is an evil cesspool, run by men who prey on naive young women, promising them fame and fortune. But rather than getting away, far away, from something she claims is as malignant as porn, she’s decided to save those poor, wayward souls.
Oh, and never mind about her liberal use of cleavage, perfectly coiffed hair and made-up face. It’s not like she’s in this for her own vanity.
If you don’t know who she is, Lubben is a former ’90s-era porn performer (“Roxy: A Gang …

If you read the adult trade press as much as I do, and if you do you’re probably in the industry or a very, very committed fan, you know it has a serious inferiority complex. In the same way Michael Corleone was looking for any way to turn his family legit in the two Godfather movies (because let’s face it, the third one is dead to anyone with any sense of taste), so does porn always search for legitimacy.
If history has taught anything, other than that it repeats itself, it’s …

In the season finale of the first season of Mad Men — my new obsession, by the way — Don Draper says the word nostalgia comes from the pain from an old wound in Greek. While it’s a liberal use of literary license on the part of Don Draper (it actually means a yearning to return home, though it is Greek), there’s no nostalgia like the nostalgia for a time you never lived through.
I really like watching porn on the big screen, though I did not live through the heyday …

This week: Monologues are fair game when it comes to porn parodies…wait, what? China gets into 3D porn. Creepy middle-aged Miley Cyrus fans no longer have to worry about sex offender laws and restraining orders — thanks sex toy company!
What’s new in Juliland.com: An all-new site redesign, that bigger, bolder and better! April jGrrl Nicki Hunter in not one, but two Movieland movies! Ash Hollywood and Aiden Ashley featured in two new Fotoland sets!
Fetishes, and the creative types who love them…and who keep on putting them in their art.
Speaking …

This week: Sperm. It’s what’s in yogurt — at least in New Mexico. New Yorker traumatized and sues over handjob, wins “Pussy of the Year” award. LA City Attorney looking into mandatory industry condom use, industry looks wistfully at the days when it was underground. And much, much more.
What’s new in Juliland.com: Brunette stunner Tori Black is featured in all-new Fotoland feature and this month’s jGrrl, blonde hottie Alexis Ford, give you lucky guys at home another peek in a new Movieland film from, of course, Richard Avery.
XBiz Award winners …