Iran Outs 3,500 Women as Ninja Army, Fan Fiction Sure to Follow
Take any object of nerdlust and put two breasts on it and you’ll have an instant following men imagining what those women look like naked. Photoshopped images of anthropomorphized female transformers and porn are what the Internet’s built on, after all.
So when Iran announced that they had their own army of female ninjas (I am not kidding), it’s a sure bet that it didn’t strike terror into the hearts on infidels but spark comments of “How hot is that?!” …

Once the Christmas madness is over with and once the good intentions of New Year’s resolutions have given way to the same old, same old, one more ritual of the must be observed.
That’s right, it’s that time of year — the time when porn valley uproots itself, en masse, and relocates to Las Vegas for the better part of a week in the name of the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo. I’ll be making the pilgrimage and yes, if you’re interested in seeing me I’ll be there.
Friday, January 20, 11 a.m. …

Nacho Vidal stands in the rarefied air few male performers can claim. His name is bigger than most of the women he works with and unlike most men, Nacho being featured on the box cover of a straight movie guarantees it’ll sell. In this update, you’ll see Nacho and myself together. It’s notable because it’s one of the first I produced and directed. There wasn’t any discussion about positions or how much footage I needed or the other technical, sex-killing details that goes on before the cameras roll. Nacho came …

I’ve spent a lot of pixels on this blog detailing what’s wrong with the adult industry when it comes to its ideas of “mainstreaming.” Parodies, celebrity sex tapes, offering exclusive contracts to people who would never take them or who are merely objects of pop culture curiosity — all of which are just more of the same of the side show the porn business is to the media circus as a whole.
If there’s anything that mainstreams, it’s politics. John F. Kennedy’s father, Joe Kennedy, was known as a notorious bootlegger …

While some movies just aren’t parody material, some are just screaming for the sort of low-budget, tits and ass treatment that an X-rated “parody” could give. This list is about movies that could stand to have some sex, or would just be better remade as a porn movie.
(Note that the word “parody” in this list is used in the same loose interpretation that some producers in the X-rated business seem to have. While “parody” means an imitation of a story told in a comedic way, there’s been more than a …

Are You Randy, Baby? Then You Might Have Rabies.
Find yourself horny all the time? Is your libido through the roof? You may have rabies.
It’s true — according to a story on MSNBC.com, an Indian woman found herself in a constant state of arousal, even with no stimulation. While the symptoms of rabies in humans includes a fear of water, “hypersexuality” caused by inflammation of the brain is one of the first symptoms of the disease. The downside of suddenly being horny all the time: rabies is incurable by this stage. …

One of the things I like about doing porn is the ready access to group sex. There’s not much of that to be had when you’re a civilian, but once you get into the X-rated business the opportunity to fuck more than one partner at a time is a definite plus. This orgy, shot by Chris Streams, features Belinha, Anny Castro, Toni Ribas, David Perry and myself. It’s a very hardcore scene, featuring choking, spitting, slapping and balls-deep action. It goes without saying that you shouldn’t try this at home …

Virtual Female Voices Develop an Attitude
By now you’ve heard of Siri, Apple’s HAL 9000-esque virtual assistant unveiled with the iPhone 4S. While limited voice recognition and voice response is nothing new with machines and computers, the media attention that accompanies all Apple launches raises the question as to why so many of them have feminine voices.
The conventional wisdom is that people find female voices soothing since a mother’s voice is the first a baby hears. But some are wondering if machines taking on a woman’s voice means sexism is being …

The update for this week is a sneak peek at my Evil Angel debut, “Bobbi’s World.” For those of you who’ve bought or rented the movie, here’s a chance to watch the most important adult video you’ll ever see in your life (at least until my next movie comes out) and for those of you who haven’t, what are you waiting for? The world’s supposed to end next year, you procrastinator! Back to the scene — as much as I love the penis, I also love to have a chance …

Anniversaries are funny things. They’re just as much about time as they are about change.
I entered the adult industry on October 6, 2006 and my fifth year is rapidly closing in (if you feel the need to celebrate, feel free to take a look at my Amazon wish list, hint hint;). I came into this business with no expectations. When things were no longer fun, or if I felt that this became too much like any other job, my plan was — and still is — to move on and …