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Your Week In Porn 1/28/11

By Bobbi Starr
28 January 2011 1,420 views 2 Comments

This week: Would you drink a rum with a hedgehog’s mug on it? I won’t take any of that dirty porno money, says Octomom as she spanks a diapered dwarf. That kid from “Home Alone” may or may not be banging a porn star. And much, much more.

What’s new in Juliland.com: Two new photosets and a movie with jGrrl Jayden Cole and another with jGrrl of the Year Lexi Belle. Asian bombshell Miko Lee explodes in a new photoset. All new updates five days a week!

Ron Jeremy. The stuff of legend and, apparently, rum.

What recession? Octomom returns Vivid’s filthy lucre while continuing to peddle her spanking tape for filthy lucre from other people.

You know what takes the edge off not dating Mila Kulnis anymore? Banging a porn star. Also: How the hell is Macaulay Culkin getting all this tail?

“Going to the Superbowl,” is apparently code to going to the strip club.

Your week in parodies: “Silence of the Lambs” with Kagney Linn Karter. “Clarice, what huge cans you have.” Not too be confused with the ’90s X-rated classic, “Silence of the GAMS.”

Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi on his sex scandal: “Siffredi and I both have the same problem: priapism.” Not making this shit up.

Your week in parodies 2, electric boogaloo: Superman. Does anyone shoot features with original scripts anymore?

James Franco: put the camera down and leave porn to the professionals.

Two girlfriends, a mansion and an adult media empire. Compared to Hugh Hefner, what the hell have you done with your life?

Lupe Fuentes launches clothing line for petite girls, because fat chicks get all the cool threads.

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  • bill_russell_6

    i would love to watch you in a scene with Ron Jeremy after been drunk with his Rum hehehe.
    have a slutty weekend, enjoy!!!

  • bill_russell_6

    and in a scene with Dirty Harry really fucking you very roughly.